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YouTube Jerks

emolord666 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:41:04 +0000

So I just watched this video this gay guy posted called “Yes I’m Gay But…”, which was of this gay guy talking about how gay stereotypes are all crap (which I TOTALLY agree with). I posted all these comments about he was right (and HOT) but all these Youtube jerks came around, spreading ignorance and bad hygiene, as well as bad comments. Here ar some of the worst below:

-Your such a fag… LIKE OMG LIKE YEH 2 men that dont represent men… when we say whose the man we ask who pitches and who catches ur gay because of that song u have at the end of your little clip and u like fashion because your gay… u do have a girly voice fag GO STRAIGHT VAGINA IS THE BEST NOT SHIT DICK

-Do not be misled. Unrighteous, fornicators, idolaters, adulterers, homosexuals, thieves… will not inherit God’s kingdom.» Bible (1 Corinthians 6: 9-10).

«…Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.» Bible (Roman 1: 26-27).

Bible (Leviticus 18: 22).
What jerks! They ought to go fuck a tree, or have a big orgy with their other closeted gay friends. Not that people like that HAVE real friends. Anyway, I hope they burn in Hell for all eternity, because we all know they will, even if you’re one of them. TA!

SPEAK, Rape, and Drunk Parties- the Meaning of Life!

emolord666 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:50:07 +0000

I just read the book SPEAK (I’m a little late on reading it, yes) and it was AWESOME! For a book about rape, it was surprisingly funny. It was witty, intellegent, and connected instantly with me. I mean, DUH the top lie they tell you in Hi! school is “We want to hear what you have to say”. Yeah. Um. No. Nobody cares. Nobody listens. You won’t get heard unless you SPEAK!!!!!!!! And this she did- after her rape, she struggles with depression and disaster until she finally find her voice (but I won’t ruin it). What a sucky life; but a beautiful, amazing book, my 5th fave. I won’t ruin it, but I will tel you READ IT!

Wall-EEEEEEEEEE!

emolord666 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:08:26 +0000

I just saw Wall-E, and when I entered the theater, I expected a cutsey-wootsey, cheesy little ditz of a film. Boy, was I shocked! It’s like a straight guy chasing skirts across the world. Then he gets to Scotland.

Ugh.

Not thinking about it.

Anyway, it was far from cutsey- although it was cute. WallE is the single survivor of the robots tasked to clean up the mess humans have made before they all left earth for a paradise space-ship, and the world has become too toxic- at least, that’s what it seems- for any plant or animal life to grow. That is, until WallE discovers a single, tiny plant, sprouting hidden beneath the mountains of garbage and toxic waste from the humans. When an emmisionary robot called Eva arrives to see if Earth is suitable for humans, she and WallE fall in love, and when she finds the plant, they leave together to inform the humans. But humans have become fat and lazy, and the auto-pilot ship is unwilling to show the plant to humans and give up its control. But with a little help from some humans and the captain, and all the rebel robots (if you can call some salon-worker and kick-boxer robots, “rebels”), WallE and Eva might just be able to bring the human race home.

This movie is both funny, sad, happy, and beautiful all at once, reminding us to take care of our planet. For WallE has shown what will happen then- and what we can do to bring forth life. And hope.

THE UBER-SUCKY SERIES FINALE TO “iNSTANT sTAR”

emolord666 — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:03:07 +0000

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck all! I just saw the Series Finale of Instant Star, and it sucked like Hell! And not the good, sexy, you-know-what-I’m-talking-about sucked. For you LOSERS who don’t know what TV show I’m talking about, it’s about this girl Jude who wins a singing contest (basically a rip off of American Idol) and becomes a professional artist, dealing with all the shit that comes with. And the finale… well, let’s just say it ain’t no Rock Candy mountain. She dumps her boyfriend- her super hot, uber super di dooper sexy schmexy yummicilious boyfriend who just proposed to her- even though they’re SOOOOO in love (like Jlo love, not Madonna and Justin what’s-his-face love) and moves to England, to get a new singing contract. Ummmm, Britney Spears much? Dudette, you got you pretty little face up in some hot angel’s cloud, cuz he was gonna GO WITH YOU to some far-off distant land with guys that are possibly even more schmexy than him (you know, accents and stuff). Get a life. And, of Course, there were all these crappy loose ends- this couple of this girl who’s all superficial and her husband who’s the best friend of Jude’s (they’re all twenty-somethings) are about to get sued, and you don’t get to see what’s happening, Jude’s sister is being hit on by her boss, just as she gets rid of her “almost as sexy as Jude’s boyfriend” boyfriend because she thinks his love is too “intense.” Yeah. Um. No. He gives you BACK RUBS woman, BACK RUBS! For the sake of Zooey Deschamel’s fake eyelashes, get a hold of yourself! And all this other crap about Jude’s other best friend, Jamie, being in love with her and starting a new record company… Again, no Rock Candy Mountain here. Don’t watch it. Just watch the penultimate episode- which, if extended for an hour rather than 30 min, it was REAL scary, and with a good happy ending and loose ends were tied up (then loosened up again in the finale) it would have made a SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER ENDING. You disappoint me, “the-N.” Crawl back into your slime-covered hole, you infested pile of carp! DIE! DIE! DIE!

MY RETURN!!!!!!!!!…!

emolord666 — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:33:16 +0000

Yo, everybody! WASSUUUUUUUUUP! Sorrry I haven’t written in, like, a bazillion years. I’ve just been so caught up in everything going on in my life- graduations, parties, summer schools, vacations, and, of course, checking out guys’ asses I see in other places. I’m going to high school! But anyway, the guys are SOOOOOOO much hotter in San Diego than in the Bay Area. Here, guys are so-so..ish. There, almost every single guy was H-O-T hot. Even the middle aged ones! It isn’t fair!

Alas, I’ll just have to hope hotter guys come to the Bay Area. I’m working on updating new stuff on my blog, so take a look around tomorrow. I LOVE YOU ALL! OK, actually, I’d probably hate most of you if I met you. Get over it.

Up the bum, filled with rum

emolord666 — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:19:17 +0000

Recently, I was on the internet (obviously) and I kept seeing commercials for a TV show called “The Tudors.” So, I went ahead and tried out the series on the web. BIG mistake.

Most reviews of this series called it “steamy”… what the fuck does “steamy” mean?! The entire TV show was about a bunch of kings is England fucking girls, in many explicit ways. I mean, the guys WERE hot, but… still, it was dumb. And a bunch of people did it, and were related. Ew. Nobody wants to see that.

To cap it all off, DON’T watch this series. It’s crap- mildly hot crap, but crap none the less.

My Absence

emolord666 — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:09:58 +0000

Sorry I haven’t blogged in a bit. I bin a bit busy doing school stuff. Anyway, I’m about to post some new stuff so come take a look around.

The Dance of the Heavens

emolord666 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:59:07 +0000

“The heavens spin

The havens dance

They rise in hope, in light, in darkness

For from the night has risen day

From the night, our small earth

The Moon arises to the sky

Dark and cold and distant

Spinning away from afar

Wintery and sorrowful

Beautiful and terrible

The Sun arises to the sky

Bright and warm and full of hope

Illuminating all the night

Brimming with infinite, eternal love

Terrible and beautiful”

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How Does It Feel

emolord666 — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:51:07 +0000

Several weeks ago, I was watching Monk (the best TV show ever) and in a scene in which Monk feels left out because of all his fears, phobias and paranoia’s, he says, “I’m so tired of being different. I’m exhausted.”

This phrase sat in m mind and heart for days. Days turned to weeks, weeks, to months. Then, I realized why I couldn’t get it out of my head- I felt what he had said. Being different hurts. It hurts and hurts, and it eats away at people. Being different- being smart, being kind, being a good person- it isn’t liked to the world. The world confuses cruelty with strength, and therefore thinks cruelty is the norm. Remember that, you bigoted bastards, every time you tease a gay person, or call someone a nigger.

It’s like what Avril Lavigne sang:

“How does it feel

To be

Different from me-

Are we the same?…”

Gathering Sunshine

emolord666 — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:35:35 +0000

This poem I thought was so cool, I needed to put it up on my front page. Enjoy it, or I’ll make your life a living hell.

I gather the SUNSHINE

For the winter is gray

It is grayer than grayer

Than a thousand storms

And colder than colder

Than a thousand seas

And darker than darker

Than a thousand nights

So I gather the sunshine

For the winter is hard

So the sun and I may shine again

And we will shine

And shine

And SHINE