Sex in the Maypole
It always surprises me about how many people don’t know what the maypole represents. Can’t you people figure it out? It’s so obvious! But for those of you too thick, I will spell it out for you: THE POLE IS A GIANT DICK, AND THE RIBBONS ARE A VAGINA. Get it? Mayday was originally the holiday of sexuality (go on, rub yourself for mayday), during which lovers would jump through a fire, bringing good luck for fertility, then making love in the woods (being VERY in tune with nature). Babies born through this were considered lucky babies, and were especially in touch with the Faerie world. It sounds just so magically delicious. I think I’ll go try it.
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